Daily Mail News – Money
By BENJAMIN CURRY, US DEPUTY CONSUMER EDITOR
Updated: 03:51 EDT, 14 May 2026
Michael Saylor, the self-described ‘bitcoin king,’ really digs his laser eyes.
‘If you don’t understand laser eyes, you don’t understand bitcoin,’ Saylor has said before, by way of explaining the crypto bro memes that depict him as a demi-god with lasers shooting out of his eyes.
Last week, the laser light dimmed as crypto’s ongoing collapse forced Saylor into a stunning admission: He might have to sell bitcoin.
Saylor runs Strategy, which he loves to call ‘the world’s first bitcoin treasury company.’
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