Uh-oh, another brilliant and powerful woman has an audience and a platform – time to label her a demonic witch! Who’s up now? Lana Del Rey, apparently, despite having no ties with witchcraft as a religion and rebuking the allegations of satanic rituals on her social media account. That’s a clear signal it’s time to catch up on her discography because she’s angered the religious extremists and the patriarchy, which can only indicate impeccable taste and a belief in equality for all. Come for the sultry siren voice and catchy tunes, stay for the hilarity backwards logic of how she earned her new witchy label.