Grimes Announces Plans To Get Vampire Teeth, Elf Ears

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AUGUST 16, 2022 9:24 AM 

BY TOM BREIHAN

I know what you’re thinking. You’re looking at that headline confused, like: “Doesn’t Grimes already have vampire teeth and elf ears?” The answer is no. She might’ve tried on fake vampire teeth at some point. She’s definitely tried on fake elf ears. But this is different. Grimes now says that she wants to get permanent surgical alterations that would give her vampire teeth and elf ears. She should do it! It would look cool!

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